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Never let your wife hang up the phone if you know she’s upset in anyway. No, you don’t need to know the reason why. What you DO need to know is that you’re her husband and your job is to keep her smiling for the rest of your life.
i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon